99 Problems - Jay-Z

The Good: 

“If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems...” and you know what ain’t one....

The Bad: 

Try to avoid the 99 problems Jay-Z met with outside the Kit Kat Klub in 1999. But just in case, remember “my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you gon’ need a warrant for that.”

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Album: The Black Album (2004)

Genre: Hip Hop/Rap

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99 Problems - Jay-Z


Of all the bachelor party anthems, “99 Problems” just might be the most anthemic. The day the Bachelor proposed, 100 problems lost one and became 99 (some of the Bachelor’s friends might disagree with this math and say it’s 101 problems). Forget the bachelorette though, because at this party it’s a different girl we’re talking about. You’ve got ladies surrounding you, trying to take your mind off all the other problems-- so what better way to start the soundtrack of your party than with a little Jay-Z?

Bachelor10 Tip: 

If you’re viewing a bit of adult entertainment, get your Washingtons ready and make a rainstorm like the club has never seen when this track comes on.  If you’ve hired private entertainment, even better.