The Cash Cannon

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The Good: 
It only takes a 9-volt battery. And we’re pretty sure you’ll get the attention of every dancer in the club with this gadget.
The Bad: 
They are offered in limited quantities. Unfortunately it doesn’t fit Canadian money so you won’t be able to use in Montreal.
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How much Should You Pay? $59.99

Best For: Gentleman’s Club visits in secondary markets like Chicago or Atlanta or, even better, in-room entertainment

The Cash Cannon

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We’ve all been there. You’re at a fine gentleman’s establishment (perhaps in Las Vegas or New York), trying to show your gratitude for the artistic display of the female form. Throwing dollar bills just doesn’t work and no dancer appreciates quarters being chucked at her.

Enter The Cash Cannon, man’s new technological advance for exotic dancer appreciation. Now you can make it rain in a “rapid but user controlled manner,” AKA faster than an NBA team with a night off visiting the Pink Pony. Bring this new gem to your bachelor party and you guys will for sure be the hit of the night, just make sure you have plenty of stacks of refills (i.e. singles).
Bachelor10 Tip: 
We offer no guarantee that you’ll be let in with this thing, or even allowed through airport security.