There are certain sad truths in life: death, taxes, and closing time at the bars and clubs.  So what, though, because you have a hotel room.  To us, closing time is just saying, “You don’t gotta go home, but you gotta get up outta here.”  You know those hotties you’ve been chatting up all night?  Why not be a gentleman and invite them (and their friends) back for the next phase of the party.  As the philosopher R. Kelly once said, “after the party it’s the hotel lobby, and around four you gotta clear the lobby, then take it to the room and....”