If you’re on a strict budget and looking for a fun gentlemen’s club, you’ve found the right spot.  Sam’s Hofbrau has no cover, $10 lap dances (!!), cheap drinks, cute girls of all shapes and sizes, and they won’t try to empty your wallets.  Plus if you can divert your eyes away from the topless prize, there’s a pool table, sports on TV, and even tasty food to keep you going until your next stop on the bachelor party train.

There are certainly drawbacks to going on the cheap though - it’s in the shady-ish Downtown and there isn’t full nudity given the full bar.